January 2011
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Eat a strawberry
If you’re anything like me, you spend way too much time dwelling on the future. You’re annoyed that you can’t just live in the moment. You find yourself constantly asking questions like: When will I ever find the time to do my taxes? And will I ever get this project finished? And how will I survive the zombie apocalypse?
It’s part of our human nature to struggle with the...
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5 Dos and Don’ts for the State of the Union
As you’re probably aware, the Constitution requires that the president shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union. The Constitution also requires that the citizens shall relentlessly comment on this occasion via social media.
That includes countless “Dos and Don’ts” lists strewn across the Intertubes. I’ve seen 6 such lists...
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Another one of life’s greatest mysteries solved.
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Just like Bob Barker always said, remember to spay... →